Fishing jokes and stories?

[cartench]

i was thinking maybe have a thread where we all share our stories and jokes and suchlike?just a thought.

[cartench]

one day i read that vanilla essence is good for carp and other fish, so i took a bottle fishing, i poured it on some bait but i dipped the maggots into it. the bottle was in my bag for about 3 weeks and it somehow got into our cupboard, my mum had no idea this happened and used the vanilla essence to make a cake. i ate some. it wasnt until i saw the bottle in the cupboard and asked my mum why it was there she said, "i made that cake with it." i then told her what i used it for, she laughed the fish loved it tho!!

[madcaravanner]

Originally Posted by cartench

one day i read that vanilla essence is good for carp and other fish, so i took a bottle fishing, i poured it on some bait but i dipped the maggots into it. the bottle was in my bag for about 3 weeks and it somehow got into our cupboard, my mum had no idea this happened and used the vanilla essence to make a cake. i ate some. it wasnt until i saw the bottle in the cupboard and asked my mum why it was there she said, "i made that cake with it." i then told her what i used it for, she laughed the fish loved it tho!!

Vanilla i one of the essences that work just like Curry
luncheon meat chopped into cubes and fried in curry powder is a good addative for greedy Perch they love it
So do Chub

[sammy-boy]

When i was about 2-3 years old, my grandad used to run the matchs for my towns club , as well as fish them. One day when i was with him fishing his match he had a fish on and swung his landing net around to land the fish. Unfortuantly for me he knocked me off the peg !! It was one of those pallet style ones over the water Soaked to the bone He told me to get out quick before the maggots ate me !!!

[cartench]

Last Thursday when me and my dad were fishing I had a fish on and like you an I got the handle of the landing net pushed into the side of my face while I tried to fight the fish! It did eventually break the line though

[Nick09]

Me And My Best Mate Dave Went Fishing For My First Time At This Ressi. i cant remember where it was to be exsact. I Was Sat On A Wall Feet over The Water when my mate's Alarms Go Flying off around the lake. he shot up out of his bolley ripped his rod up and the pod shot off in my direction clonked me on the head. SPLASH. In I Go. And In His Pod Goes. all He Was Worried about was his rod pod. he didnt even help me out :P :P i got out after like 5 mins of trying to get my feet out of the reeds. stood up one shoe on . and my mate goes youve lost a shoe. he was laughing . '' Aaaargh Lost A shooe. no no no matte Found a Shoe.! :P

He Landed His Fish After all this. a ghostiie of 12lb which we named Shooey. And off it swam all good mum went mad at me new phone gone soakked. it was a laugh at the time. though